ZEPHYR

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

So like, driving lessons...


Team X3G - 3rd Placing, GXL CS:Source Season 2
^Team X3G, 2nd Runner up of GXL 2006

So like today I boarded the bus and sat behind a mother and her 3 noisy children. Presumably they were hongkongers due to speaking cantonese and mandarin. The kids were probably around 4 years old, 2 boys and a girl.

As cute as they were, they're so extremely irritating. The bus was filled with high pitch screams and cries from the children, talking about shit dolphins and whatever candy LOL. Now I knew why the other passengers were sitting far behind. I'm just too tired to shift.

And that was probably a mistake. You guys know how kids in the bus like to turn around and face the stranger behind, observing him really carefully and making you feel totally awkward? The second time that boy turned around, he began to talk..

Kid: 哥哥,你去哪里? [Big brother, where are you going?]
Me: 我回家。 [I'm going home :) ]
Kid: 你的老婆在哪里? [Wheres your wife??] ( I was thinking, what the fuck?)
Me: 哈哈,我没有老婆啊。 [Haha, I don't have a wife!]
Kid: 你有姐姐吗? [Do you have a sister?]
Me: 有啊。 [Yep]
*AND HERE COMES, AFTER A SHORT PAUSE*
Kid: 我想你耶。 [.. I miss you]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. It literally sent CHILLS down my spine as the kid says it innocently but with, i swear, a very WIERD grin. I just forced a smile, hoping the kid would like turn around before he says ANYTHING else. He did, and his family didn't notice anything cause they were all busy making noise to piss off the bus passengers.

Yes, kids blabber stuffs. But saying I miss you to a stranger of the same sex - SIGNS OF CHILDHOOD GAYNESS?!

Alright. Back to a life update. Been busy with CS lately. I've joined Team X3G and participated in the Singtel GXLeague Season 2. Over a few weeks, we've finally achieved third placing and won us $500 during the LAN finals at Zoukout, Siloso Beach. Check out the team site for more, including pictures of the event. Zoukout was fun btw. I love Soulwax Niteversions.

It's an exam week for poly, so like nobody's coming out. Guys and girls staying home to study and stuff, killing me with boredom. Hence why I'm blogging!

Something to add : I've finally enrolled for my driving license after a long procrastination. And believe me, it was funny. The lessons are just so corny. Everything is common sense. Maybe I'll just upload these and see it for yaselves.

It may just be my sense of humor, but don't you guys find this funny? Found in the basic theory handbook, I read it and started laughing uncontrollably. And some typical lousy artwork in textbooks below..

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
The smiling tire, the drawings and stuff. ROFL.

That's just one of the numerous funny shit in the textbooks.

Ima call an abrupt end to this, gonna go play FF12. Ciao.


 
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