Stars
Have your friends ever told you about your horoscope and you went "OMG ITS SO TRUE" ? I've always been intrigued by horoscopes, chinese zodiacs, and fortune-telling. I can't say I'm superstitious - but although it's hard to rationalize how the arrangement of stars in the sky can affect our personalities during our birth, I see and witness a very accurate depiction of human personalities in horoscope books.
Since I was a kid, I've been watching shows, reading up and observing people around me to pretty much boost my own knowledge on astrology. It's mostly true. Over time, it has reached the extent where I could just tell you all about yourself and every little detail like love compatibility. Well, that's the famous topic everyone would first ask me about. "Heyyyy how's me and a gemini?!?!!?!"
When faced with such questions I'll usually tell you how to pursue a gemini, some tricks and methods to deal with em, and some specific guidelines. I will NOT, however, tell you every strength and weakness of a horoscope. Just go browse some swoon.com or something. You can easily read them up instead of having me waste so much breath!
With that said, I'll give everyone some insight on the masculinity and feminism of horoscopes. Let's put it this way - we've all seen androgynous guys who are, simply put, feminine. Guys who go for manicures make me cringe. And then we have girls who are just... tomboyish. It's hardly homosexuality, that's another story. But why? Let me just jump straight to..
The top 3 most feminine horoscopes.* (GAY LOL)
3. Libra
Let's just put it this way : the sign of beauty, elegance, friendship and love. If your friend is a Libra, you'd most likely remember him as the gentle, friendly guy who loves to be free and has a great sense of fashion, beauty and art.
Isin't that GAY or what?! A Librian's feminism comes from his sense of beauty. They are very wary of their appearances and, likewise, tend to judge things from appearances. Being with a Libra man is like dragging along a vain girlfriend and waiting for her to dress up before a date. Oh the agony. In an extreme case he'll be the type that will probably pick the cosmetics for his girlfriend or dress up the kids.
2. Cancer
The shy emos. Their mood swings like a swing. Perplexing and complex, switching on and off between melancholy and happiness.
The feminism of cancerian men comes from their family-guy and emo personality. Cancerians prioritize family above all else. They love their home and children. They are the type of guys you see staying home to take care of the children, decorating their house with probably flowers and sweet little objects. As for their emo.. think of that friend who appears to be all happy and at some point starts to reminisce about the past and get really sad all of a sudden.
1. Pisces
What? You haven't guessed it yet? The patient, sweet, nice and timid pisces. Picture two aimless and indecisive fishes swimming against each other. Complex yet irresolute, they are what guys will usually label as having "no backbone". They would always prefer others to make the decisions and just go with the flow.
Their feminism comes from.. erm.. well.. everything! The shy, dreamy pisces is what you'll often see as the little princess in fairy tales. In a relationship, their feminism is even better demonstrated through their sweetness - a willingness to assist in little chores. Contrary to an Aries who'll just walk out the door with a laugh, pisces men are the type who display their affection by cooking up a nice meal, washing the laundry and buying the groceries.
(Continued next post: The top 3 most masculine horoscopes)
*YT shall not be held responsible for including but not limited to your crush, girlfriend or wife deciding to avoid or dump you or any relationship problems / emotional damage / loss of self-esteem / erectile dysfunction / change in sexual orientation / development of violent tendencies that may incur upon reading the article.
Since I was a kid, I've been watching shows, reading up and observing people around me to pretty much boost my own knowledge on astrology. It's mostly true. Over time, it has reached the extent where I could just tell you all about yourself and every little detail like love compatibility. Well, that's the famous topic everyone would first ask me about. "Heyyyy how's me and a gemini?!?!!?!"
When faced with such questions I'll usually tell you how to pursue a gemini, some tricks and methods to deal with em, and some specific guidelines. I will NOT, however, tell you every strength and weakness of a horoscope. Just go browse some swoon.com or something. You can easily read them up instead of having me waste so much breath!
With that said, I'll give everyone some insight on the masculinity and feminism of horoscopes. Let's put it this way - we've all seen androgynous guys who are, simply put, feminine. Guys who go for manicures make me cringe. And then we have girls who are just... tomboyish. It's hardly homosexuality, that's another story. But why? Let me just jump straight to..
The top 3 most feminine horoscopes.* (GAY LOL)
3. Libra
Let's just put it this way : the sign of beauty, elegance, friendship and love. If your friend is a Libra, you'd most likely remember him as the gentle, friendly guy who loves to be free and has a great sense of fashion, beauty and art.
Isin't that GAY or what?! A Librian's feminism comes from his sense of beauty. They are very wary of their appearances and, likewise, tend to judge things from appearances. Being with a Libra man is like dragging along a vain girlfriend and waiting for her to dress up before a date. Oh the agony. In an extreme case he'll be the type that will probably pick the cosmetics for his girlfriend or dress up the kids.
2. Cancer
The shy emos. Their mood swings like a swing. Perplexing and complex, switching on and off between melancholy and happiness.
The feminism of cancerian men comes from their family-guy and emo personality. Cancerians prioritize family above all else. They love their home and children. They are the type of guys you see staying home to take care of the children, decorating their house with probably flowers and sweet little objects. As for their emo.. think of that friend who appears to be all happy and at some point starts to reminisce about the past and get really sad all of a sudden.
1. Pisces
What? You haven't guessed it yet? The patient, sweet, nice and timid pisces. Picture two aimless and indecisive fishes swimming against each other. Complex yet irresolute, they are what guys will usually label as having "no backbone". They would always prefer others to make the decisions and just go with the flow.
Their feminism comes from.. erm.. well.. everything! The shy, dreamy pisces is what you'll often see as the little princess in fairy tales. In a relationship, their feminism is even better demonstrated through their sweetness - a willingness to assist in little chores. Contrary to an Aries who'll just walk out the door with a laugh, pisces men are the type who display their affection by cooking up a nice meal, washing the laundry and buying the groceries.
(Continued next post: The top 3 most masculine horoscopes)
*YT shall not be held responsible for including but not limited to your crush, girlfriend or wife deciding to avoid or dump you or any relationship problems / emotional damage / loss of self-esteem / erectile dysfunction / change in sexual orientation / development of violent tendencies that may incur upon reading the article.
posted by YT at
12:57 AM
