ZEPHYR

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Stars (cont.)

My previous post has received quite some mixed reactions. One one hand, I'm having dudes getting all mad at me for blogging stuff like horoscope instead of some kick ass gaming insight. And on the other hand I'm having the ladies and non-gamers telling me stuff like, "I finally understand your blog!"

Man it's hard to please both sides.

Without further ado, let us move on to the second part of my horoscope countdown..

The top 3 most masculine horoscopes. (LOL TOMBOY)

3. Sagittarius

The outgoing, cheerful, free and (too) honest Sagittarius. If you know a Sagittarius, chances are he or she's the faithful and happy friend in the group that livens up the mood of everyone

And you'll also know him or her as the honest guy who's simply too straightforward. Sagittarius are known for being just that. We'd picture girls as more reserved, less active and much less opening speaking their thoughts. Well, a Sagi will tell you that you suck in bed, they'll tell you how intelligent OR stupid you are. Unlike a Gemini who fill conversations with sweet little white lies, a Sagi speaks his/her mind directly - sometimes even tactlessly.

"Sigh. Am I ugly?"
"Yeah. You're kinda fat too."

2. Aries

Another Fire horoscope makes the countdown. The ever-energetic, powerful, dynamic and impulsive Aries are usually the kind people you'd see behaving like a typical bossy friend who're egoistical and impatient.

Arians, if it ain't obvious enough, are tomboyish in their general demeanor. Specifically, they're tomboyish due to their straightforward, no beating-around-the-bush attitude. You won't often see Aries negotiating prices with people or second guessing their own decisions. They are decision-makers and when they say or do something, it's a simple YES or NO. Their short-temper is hard to consider feminine, if at all.

"Can I have this bag for 2 dollars?"
"No. 2.50 or no deal"
"Fine."

Omfg thats the worst fucking example ever. I sincerely apologize for that :<

1. Aquarius

Aquarians are curious, friendly and independent people who crave freedom. They to make lots of friends yet having lots of freedom to drift around and wander on their own during their much needed personal time.

Aquarians are dynamic, with a wide range of interests and a creative mind. What makes an Aquarian masculine comes from their 'unisex' personality. Due to their free-spirited nature, they do everything and mix with everyone.

It's common to see an Aquarius girl always hanging out with a bunch of guys even in grade school. Chances are she's not a stunning beauty, but more like she's become a buddy to the guys, taking up activities such as skating and football, fighting like the tough tomboy she is to protect the weaker boys.

The Aquarians take the top spot because while they may not act directly masculine through certain very distinguishable behaviors, they tend to directly involve themselves in a masculine environment through sheer interest.

It's rare to see girls as motorbike racers, studying in engineering courses by choice, e-gaming competitively, etc. And when there ARE girls involved in these, look out for the Aquarians - cause most of them are.


 
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